Forever Changed

So I was thinking the other day about my blog and how its been so long since I have wrote anything. I also thought about my children and how they have also changed my life. I started thinking about all the things that we have been through and what they have taught me. I would like to share with you somethings I've learned and some of my "experiences"-if you will- from my boys...enjoy at your own risk!

-a Lincoln Log can go threw 2 toastings in the toaster before smoking on the 3rd time
-Eggos Muffin Tops will melt a microwave safe plate after 3 minutes of heating! whoda thought huh?
-silence in the middle of the day is NEVER a good thing
-silence in the bathroom is even worse
-maxi pads do pull paint off walls
-15 Band-aids, all pulled apart, wrappers and all will flush down the toilet
-a 4yr olds "biggest one you've ever seen" however wont!
-I have tried my best to explain to a curious 6 yr old were babies come from, thank goodness he only wanted to know if mommies "pooped them out"... I'm doomed to worse questions after he chews on that answer for a while
-to the same little 6 yr old I answered questions about pubic hair, why we have it, where he's going to get it, and why he doesn't have it yet...were is he getting this stuff at?
-the word "balls" is always funny, no matter how I use it or who is saying it...and that doesn't improve with age
-bath time is ALWAYS funner with clothes on
-every place and every time is the right place and time to rough house...despite my efforts to explain that church and Wal-Mart are not on the list of oks
-boys really do hate shopping, it must be in the male DNA...another thing that doesn't improve with age
-just because you have a SuperMan costume, doesn't mean that you can fly across the bedroom off the dresser and not get hurt
-that turtles blend in with the summer grass very well, and if they want something they can really move fast...specially if your not watching them!
-oh, if you can teach your turtle his name, the next search and rescue will go a lot faster because he will poke his head up...its all experience talking...
-that kids will say anything and any given time...like our trip to Wal-Mart, I accidentally ran my cart into another mans, he looked up with a smile and said "oh I'm sorry miss..", immediately my son looked at me and said, with a huge excited smile " WOW! How much money do you think he got from the tooth fairy? He lost a lot of 'em!"...ahh...I love my son...

Well, that's just a taste of what happens in my world of 3 boys. I have been to the ER countless times, kissed over a million ouches, been spit on, pooped on, threw up on, and farted on! Of all the times I want to scream, I cant help but to love my little men even more for who they are. My boys may not be always the most well behaved children out there, but they are so fun, so funny to be around....never a dull moment in my house!

Thanks for reading, hope it made you laugh, it does to me!!
God Bless